| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 02 November 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 1 | Essex United |
| Monday 26 October 2026 |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 4 | Essex United |
| Monday 19 October 2026 |
| Essex United | 3 | v | 0 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Essex United | 6 | v | 0 | Rooney Tunes United |
| Monday 12 October 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 0 | v | 3 | Essex United |
| Monday 05 October 2026 |
| Essex United | 4 | v | 4 | Snorting Lisbon |
| Monday 28 September 2026 |
| Lil Mikey FC | 1 | v | 6 | Essex United |
| Essex United | 6 | v | 3 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 21 September 2026 |
| Essex United | 3 | v | 0 | Snorting Lisbon |
| El Bano FC | 1 | v | 5 | Essex United |
| Monday 14 September 2026 |
| Essex United | 6 | v | 5 | 99 Problems |
| Essex United | 2 | v | 10 | Pique Remontada |
| Monday 07 September 2026 |
| Lil Mikey FC | 3 | v | 7 | Essex United |
| Essex United | 5 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 17 August 2026 |
| Essex United | 2 | v | 8 | 99 Problems |
| Essex United | 0 | v | 4 | Pique Remontada |
| Kick off | Home | - | Away |
| Monday 28 December 2026 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 08:30 PM | VindalooGuru | v | Essex United |
| Monday 25 January 2027 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 09:30 PM | El Bano FC | v | Essex United |
| Monday 01 February 2027 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch A |
| 07:00 PM | Essex United | v | Rooney Tunes United |