| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 16 | 54 |
| El Bano FC | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 17 | 1 | 9 | 41 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 7 | 45 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 18 | 6 | 6 | 45 |
| Tea & Busquets | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 3 | 36 |
| Team Wanted 07821040425 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Official Cuts | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 | 0 |
| Lil Mikey FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 24 | -20 | 0 | 18 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 30 March 2026 |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| El Bano FC | 6 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Gullet FC | 4 | v | 4 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Tea & Busquets | 12 | v | 3 | Lil Mikey FC |
| Monday 23 March 2026 |
| Lil Mikey FC | 1 | v | 12 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Gullet FC | 4 | v | 3 | Tea & Busquets |
| El Bano FC | 1 | v | 6 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Gullet FC | 3 | v | 5 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Monday 16 March 2026 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 6 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| El Bano FC | 3 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 4 | Gullet FC |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 3 | v | 2 | Tea & Busquets |
| Monday 09 March 2026 |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 6 | v | 3 | El Bano FC |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 3 | v | 2 | Tea & Busquets |