| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| El Bano FC | 21 | 19 | 0 | 2 | 99 | 26 | 73 | 57 | 161 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 21 | 13 | 1 | 7 | 86 | 55 | 31 | 40 | 161 |
| Kurupt FC | 18 | 13 | 0 | 5 | 91 | 41 | 50 | 39 | 138 |
| Gullet FC | 21 | 13 | 0 | 8 | 71 | 67 | 4 | 39 | 169 |
| VindalooGuru | 19 | 12 | 1 | 6 | 78 | 36 | 42 | 37 | 134 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 21 | 12 | 1 | 8 | 73 | 43 | 30 | 37 | 169 |
| Official Cuts | 21 | 10 | 1 | 10 | 72 | 69 | 3 | 31 | 155 |
| SNC FC | 18 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 28 | 83 |
| Crem De La Prem | 22 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 40 | 69 | -29 | 27 | 57 |
| Pique Remontada | 22 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 45 | 94 | -49 | 18 | 68 |
| Bushman Rovers | 22 | 5 | 1 | 16 | 59 | 117 | -58 | 16 | 180 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 22 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 8 | 112 | -104 | 0 | 18 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Tuesday 29 September 2026 |
| Crem De La Prem | 0 | v | 5 | Gullet FC |
| Tuesday 22 September 2026 |
| Crem De La Prem | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| Tuesday 15 September 2026 |
| SNC FC | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 1 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| Tuesday 08 September 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | SNC FC |
| Crem De La Prem | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Tuesday 01 September 2026 |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | SNC FC |
| Tuesday 25 August 2026 |
| SNC FC | 0 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Tuesday 18 August 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| Kurupt FC | 3 | v | 0 | SNC FC |
| Tuesday 11 August 2026 |
| SNC FC | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Tuesday 04 August 2026 |
| Crem De La Prem | 0 | v | 5 | Gullet FC |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Crem De La Prem |
| SNC FC | 0 | v | 5 | Crem De La Prem |
| Gullet FC | 1 | v | 6 | SNC FC |
| Tuesday 28 July 2026 |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | VindalooGuru |
| Tuesday 21 July 2026 |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| Tuesday 14 July 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Tuesday 07 July 2026 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Bushman Rovers |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 22 December 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 15 December 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Monday 08 December 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 01 December 2025 |
| SNC FC | 0 | v | 5 | Crem De La Prem |
| Crem De La Prem | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 17 November 2025 |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 3 | v | 7 | El Bano FC |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 10 November 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Crem De La Prem | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 03 November 2025 |
| Bushman Rovers | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 27 October 2025 |
| Pique Remontada | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Crem De La Prem | 0 | v | 5 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 20 October 2025 |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | v | 0 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| SNC FC | 3 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Crem De La Prem |
| SNC FC | 5 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Kurupt FC | 4 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 13 October 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| VindalooGuru | 3 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 06 October 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 29 September 2025 |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 22 September 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 3 | v | 9 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Bushman Rovers |
| El Bano FC | 3 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 4 | Kurupt FC |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 15 September 2025 |
| Crem De La Prem | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 08 September 2025 |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 8 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 4 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 01 September 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 6 | VindalooGuru |
| Kurupt FC | 11 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 1 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 04 August 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 3 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 2 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| SNC FC | 5 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| VindalooGuru | 7 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 28 July 2025 |
| Crem De La Prem | 4 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 3 | v | 4 | Crem De La Prem |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| El Bano FC | 3 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 21 July 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 8 | El Bano FC |
| Crem De La Prem | 2 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| VindalooGuru | 9 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 07 July 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Kurupt FC | 13 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 1 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | Official Cuts |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 30 June 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| El Bano FC | 11 | v | 4 | Bushman Rovers |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 4 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 11 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 6 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Pique Remontada | 2 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 23 June 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 1 | v | 5 | Pique Remontada |
| Pique Remontada | 11 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 2 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | Official Cuts |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 3 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 16 June 2025 |
| Bushman Rovers | 2 | v | 7 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 12 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | VindalooGuru |
| Gullet FC | 8 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Pique Remontada |
| Monday 09 June 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 7 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Bushman Rovers | 4 | v | 7 | Pique Remontada |
| VindalooGuru | 4 | v | 7 | Official Cuts |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 5 | Pique Remontada |
| Monday 02 June 2025 |
| SNC FC | 11 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Gullet FC | 6 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 6 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 12 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Pique Remontada | 7 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |