| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| El Bano FC | 15 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 72 | 18 | 54 | 42 | 119 |
| Gullet FC | 16 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 33 | 132 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 16 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 58 | 34 | 24 | 30 | 132 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 13 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 51 | 34 | 17 | 25 | 101 |
| Official Cuts | 19 | 8 | 1 | 10 | 62 | 69 | -7 | 25 | 145 |
| VindalooGuru | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 58 | 28 | 30 | 24 | 101 |
| Kurupt FC | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 67 | 36 | 31 | 21 | 92 |
| Crem De La Prem | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 9 | 21 | 21 | 47 |
| SNC FC | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 4 | 32 | 18 | 38 |
| Pique Remontada | 22 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 45 | 94 | -49 | 18 | 68 |
| Bushman Rovers | 18 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 47 | 106 | -59 | 12 | 148 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 22 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 8 | 112 | -104 | 0 | 18 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Tuesday 04 August 2026 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Crem De La Prem |
| Tuesday 21 July 2026 |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Tuesday 14 July 2026 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Tuesday 07 July 2026 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Bushman Rovers |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 22 December 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 15 December 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Monday 08 December 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 01 December 2025 |
| Crem De La Prem | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 17 November 2025 |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 10 November 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 03 November 2025 |
| Bushman Rovers | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 27 October 2025 |
| Pique Remontada | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 20 October 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Crem De La Prem |
| Monday 13 October 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 06 October 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 29 September 2025 |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 22 September 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | Bushman Rovers |
| Pique Remontada | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 15 September 2025 |
| Crem De La Prem | 5 | v | 0 | Pique Remontada |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | SNC FC |
| Monday 08 September 2025 |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 8 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | Crem De La Prem |
| El Bano FC | 4 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 01 September 2025 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 6 | VindalooGuru |
| Kurupt FC | 11 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | v | 1 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 04 August 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 3 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 2 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| SNC FC | 5 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| VindalooGuru | 7 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 28 July 2025 |
| Crem De La Prem | 4 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 3 | v | 4 | Crem De La Prem |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| El Bano FC | 3 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 21 July 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 8 | El Bano FC |
| Crem De La Prem | 2 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| VindalooGuru | 9 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 07 July 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Kurupt FC | 13 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 1 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | Official Cuts |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 30 June 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| El Bano FC | 11 | v | 4 | Bushman Rovers |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 4 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 11 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 6 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Pique Remontada | 2 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 23 June 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 1 | v | 5 | Pique Remontada |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 2 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Pique Remontada | 11 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | Official Cuts |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 3 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 16 June 2025 |
| Bushman Rovers | 2 | v | 7 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 12 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | VindalooGuru |
| Gullet FC | 8 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Pique Remontada |
| Monday 09 June 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Bushman Rovers | 4 | v | 7 | Pique Remontada |
| El Bano FC | 7 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| VindalooGuru | 4 | v | 7 | Official Cuts |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 5 | Pique Remontada |
| Monday 02 June 2025 |
| SNC FC | 11 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Gullet FC | 6 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 6 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 12 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Pique Remontada | 7 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |