| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| El Bano FC | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 14 | 38 | 30 | 86 |
| Gullet FC | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 35 | 7 | 24 | 95 |
| Official Cuts | 17 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 57 | 58 | -1 | 22 | 131 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 40 | 30 | 10 | 18 | 99 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 40 | 24 | 16 | 15 | 63 |
| Crem De La Prem | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 9 | 27 |
| VindalooGuru | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 26 | 4 | 9 | 68 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 19 | 24 | -5 | 7 | 54 |
| Kurupt FC | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 6 | 63 |
| SNC FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 9 |
| Bushman Rovers | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 27 | 91 | -64 | 3 | 106 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 27 | -19 | 0 | 18 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 28 July 2025 |
| Crem De La Prem | 4 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 3 | v | 4 | Crem De La Prem |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 1 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| El Bano FC | 3 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 21 July 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 8 | El Bano FC |
| Crem De La Prem | 2 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| VindalooGuru | 9 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Monday 07 July 2025 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Kurupt FC | 13 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 1 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | Official Cuts |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 30 June 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| El Bano FC | 11 | v | 4 | Bushman Rovers |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 4 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 6 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 2 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Bushman Rovers | 3 | v | 11 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 23 June 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 1 | v | 5 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 11 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 2 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | Official Cuts |
| Bushman Rovers | 1 | v | 3 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 16 June 2025 |
| Bushman Rovers | 2 | v | 7 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 12 | v | 1 | Bushman Rovers |
| El Bano FC | 2 | v | 1 | VindalooGuru |
| Gullet FC | 8 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Monday 09 June 2025 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 0 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 7 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Bushman Rovers | 4 | v | 7 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| VindalooGuru | 4 | v | 7 | Official Cuts |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 5 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Monday 02 June 2025 |
| SNC FC | 11 | v | 3 | Bushman Rovers |
| Gullet FC | 6 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Official Cuts | 4 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 6 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 12 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 7 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |